Bioshock Infinite Review
Me: yah boom boom boom pew pew soap got stabbed. General Shepherd took the revolver, was about to shoot soap, and then, comes captain price. He distracts Shepherd long enough, soap pulls the knife out of him meanwhile. As Shepherd knocked Captain Price unconscious Soap aimed for Shepherds head, then …..
Comstock: Asshole you’re suppose to do Bioshock Infinite review, not call of duty :\
Me: Why?
Comstock: Jeez somebody kill this guy
Elizabeth: Booker catch
Me: wait a second, you’re Booker?
Comstock: I’m warning you boy, do it now or die [he pulls put shotgun]
Me: Is that a shotgun? Oh my god somebody can get hurt you freak!
Comstock aka Dewitt aka Booker: Evil doer, die devil die! [boom!]
*******////////*******
Well I suggest not doing stupid acts in front of any characters of bioshock infinite. They seem a total psycho at the beginning, not to mention the main character Booker Dewitt. I started playing this game the day before yesterday and finished it yesterday. Long 14 hours wasn’t walk in the park as you can see in bioshock infinite poster.
I do have to mention something, this review is full of spoilers, but I suggest you read it before playing, coz its gonna make some sense of the bioshock world, which one would never understand while playing.
Booker Dewitt is the main character. He gambled, and lost. Was in a lot of debt. He went to a priest, for purification. This is where the turn event took. Let our universe be A and our parallel universe be B. [it would be so easy if you watched Fringe] In A, booker at the last moment didn’t take purification. In B, he took it; he took a new name, Comstock. Comstock for some reason was potent and Booker owned a daughter Anna. Comstock built an empire floating in mid air by the means of quantum levitation. Booker drank and drank, and drank. Comstock needed an heir for the vast empire he created. He didn’t have a child, but Booker had. So he pretended as one of the gambler and asked booker to give his daughter and wipe away the debt. Booker, drunk, agreed. At the last moment, he realized what terrible thing he has done, he sold his own daughter as money, and he ran, to grab her back. But it was too late, Comstock took away Anna, gave her a new name, Elizabeth. Meanwhile, two individual representative of each universe, the Luteces saw the horror Booker and Comstock created by crossing universes. They wanted to end this cycle. They took drunk Booker and wiped out his memory. They asked to Booker to find Elizabeth, as a part of Bookers so called job. That’s where the game begins, as Booker Is transported to universe B, to Comstock’s world. The rest I won’t say, play it yourself. I am a helper guys! Read it and play, if not, you’ll feel like me: whaaaaaaaaaa da fffuc? Is the building floating? Am I dreaming? Who is this guy? Whose that? Is that a bird? Wow Handyman! What have I done soooooo bad that they are attacking me? What the HELL IS HAPPENING! FUCK! (oi what kind of roller coaster is that?)
Bioshock Infinite BAD ASS game guys. The gameplay is soo awesome, sooooo awesome it will eventually make you forget Call of Duty. Last time I had an emotional boner like this is when I finished battlefield 3. It is a heavy first person shooter. You control Booker, he uses only 2 weapons at a time and most are of WWI era. Is that a carbine? Or Kalashnikov? I’m confused. And, you not only control booker, you also control this BRILLIANT AMAZING AI Elizabeth. Elizabeth has space time tearing power, which is very much useful in the game. She creates barriers, covers, hooks to hang onto and brings auto turrets. This AI is so awesome that u don’t even have to worry about her as the never stands between gunfire. Rather, she is the one who randomly supplies with ammo, medicine and more important, blue salts, which is a bioshock signature.
Enemies AI are good too. They often flank you and trust me; you don’t like to get a hug from handyman! Enemies often come with large floating ships, which you can either choose to destroy or actually be there and finish all of them.
The game is linear but I felt very open here. The battlefields are usually very large so that you can either choose sniping them or killing them with deadly melee blow. The buildings are floating, and you can eventually change your position from one building to another. Yah, see that call of duty….you are screwed!
The game is so awesome that I hardly find any complains, but there are some. I really don’t like boss fights, but I don’t know, maybe bioshock infinite needed some boss battles at the end of the day. Not to mention the GIANT BLOODY MACHINE BIRD, which I wanted to destroy, but, Elizabeth killed it. What? It should be booker killing it that could have been one hell of a battle.
Oh there was one hard hell of a battle, it’s when you kill Elizabeth’s moms spirit or whatever. The frame rates kept dropping and I found shooting some innocent cute enemies instead of the spirit. And the last battle on the ship. I mean, WHO DA FUC PUTS THE CORE OPEN LIKE THAT? I died 3 times there :\ I didn’t die a single time throughout the whole game but the last battle was a disaster. Hmm, the bird helped though.
The story of bioshock infinite is holy confusing at the beginning and also throughout the whole game. But you get it all at the end, and trust me, its Amazing. I didn’t cry but I was about to. I mean, The post credit scene where you hear Anna crying on the crib, realizing they all lived happily ever after was one of the best ending I’ve seen in many years. :’)
At the end of the day, Here’s the gpa
Gameplay: A+
Story: A++
Graphics: A+
Sound Effects: A+
Backgroud Music: A+
AI: A+
Game Length: A+ (14 hours!)
Side missions: A
Ending: A+
Dialogues: A+
I never saw any strong characters like Elizabeth for a long time. She was awesome and adorable throughout the whole game. And you actually get attached to the story as the relation between Booker and Elizabeth gets warmer. I really liked Bookers voice acting. So that earned the game a GPA5! HURRAH! It’s a requested review. I suggest you buy the game, I don’t care how many bucks it is but it is one hell of a adventure you don’t wanna miss. Eid Mubarak!
[here’s the link to bioshock infinite’s theme song, sang by the voice actress of Elizabeth, the voice actor of booker is the guitarist here. Check this out (: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZGOsSc5t_c) booker used to sing this to Elizabeth aka Anna when she was baby :’)]
Heres the link of trailor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf_FuFFrWLw
Adios
Comstock: Asshole you’re suppose to do Bioshock Infinite review, not call of duty :\
Me: Why?
Comstock: Jeez somebody kill this guy
Elizabeth: Booker catch
Me: wait a second, you’re Booker?
Comstock: I’m warning you boy, do it now or die [he pulls put shotgun]
Me: Is that a shotgun? Oh my god somebody can get hurt you freak!
Comstock aka Dewitt aka Booker: Evil doer, die devil die! [boom!]
*******////////*******
Well I suggest not doing stupid acts in front of any characters of bioshock infinite. They seem a total psycho at the beginning, not to mention the main character Booker Dewitt. I started playing this game the day before yesterday and finished it yesterday. Long 14 hours wasn’t walk in the park as you can see in bioshock infinite poster.
I do have to mention something, this review is full of spoilers, but I suggest you read it before playing, coz its gonna make some sense of the bioshock world, which one would never understand while playing.
Booker Dewitt is the main character. He gambled, and lost. Was in a lot of debt. He went to a priest, for purification. This is where the turn event took. Let our universe be A and our parallel universe be B. [it would be so easy if you watched Fringe] In A, booker at the last moment didn’t take purification. In B, he took it; he took a new name, Comstock. Comstock for some reason was potent and Booker owned a daughter Anna. Comstock built an empire floating in mid air by the means of quantum levitation. Booker drank and drank, and drank. Comstock needed an heir for the vast empire he created. He didn’t have a child, but Booker had. So he pretended as one of the gambler and asked booker to give his daughter and wipe away the debt. Booker, drunk, agreed. At the last moment, he realized what terrible thing he has done, he sold his own daughter as money, and he ran, to grab her back. But it was too late, Comstock took away Anna, gave her a new name, Elizabeth. Meanwhile, two individual representative of each universe, the Luteces saw the horror Booker and Comstock created by crossing universes. They wanted to end this cycle. They took drunk Booker and wiped out his memory. They asked to Booker to find Elizabeth, as a part of Bookers so called job. That’s where the game begins, as Booker Is transported to universe B, to Comstock’s world. The rest I won’t say, play it yourself. I am a helper guys! Read it and play, if not, you’ll feel like me: whaaaaaaaaaa da fffuc? Is the building floating? Am I dreaming? Who is this guy? Whose that? Is that a bird? Wow Handyman! What have I done soooooo bad that they are attacking me? What the HELL IS HAPPENING! FUCK! (oi what kind of roller coaster is that?)
Bioshock Infinite BAD ASS game guys. The gameplay is soo awesome, sooooo awesome it will eventually make you forget Call of Duty. Last time I had an emotional boner like this is when I finished battlefield 3. It is a heavy first person shooter. You control Booker, he uses only 2 weapons at a time and most are of WWI era. Is that a carbine? Or Kalashnikov? I’m confused. And, you not only control booker, you also control this BRILLIANT AMAZING AI Elizabeth. Elizabeth has space time tearing power, which is very much useful in the game. She creates barriers, covers, hooks to hang onto and brings auto turrets. This AI is so awesome that u don’t even have to worry about her as the never stands between gunfire. Rather, she is the one who randomly supplies with ammo, medicine and more important, blue salts, which is a bioshock signature.
Enemies AI are good too. They often flank you and trust me; you don’t like to get a hug from handyman! Enemies often come with large floating ships, which you can either choose to destroy or actually be there and finish all of them.
The game is linear but I felt very open here. The battlefields are usually very large so that you can either choose sniping them or killing them with deadly melee blow. The buildings are floating, and you can eventually change your position from one building to another. Yah, see that call of duty….you are screwed!
The game is so awesome that I hardly find any complains, but there are some. I really don’t like boss fights, but I don’t know, maybe bioshock infinite needed some boss battles at the end of the day. Not to mention the GIANT BLOODY MACHINE BIRD, which I wanted to destroy, but, Elizabeth killed it. What? It should be booker killing it that could have been one hell of a battle.
Oh there was one hard hell of a battle, it’s when you kill Elizabeth’s moms spirit or whatever. The frame rates kept dropping and I found shooting some innocent cute enemies instead of the spirit. And the last battle on the ship. I mean, WHO DA FUC PUTS THE CORE OPEN LIKE THAT? I died 3 times there :\ I didn’t die a single time throughout the whole game but the last battle was a disaster. Hmm, the bird helped though.
The story of bioshock infinite is holy confusing at the beginning and also throughout the whole game. But you get it all at the end, and trust me, its Amazing. I didn’t cry but I was about to. I mean, The post credit scene where you hear Anna crying on the crib, realizing they all lived happily ever after was one of the best ending I’ve seen in many years. :’)
At the end of the day, Here’s the gpa
Gameplay: A+
Story: A++
Graphics: A+
Sound Effects: A+
Backgroud Music: A+
AI: A+
Game Length: A+ (14 hours!)
Side missions: A
Ending: A+
Dialogues: A+
I never saw any strong characters like Elizabeth for a long time. She was awesome and adorable throughout the whole game. And you actually get attached to the story as the relation between Booker and Elizabeth gets warmer. I really liked Bookers voice acting. So that earned the game a GPA5! HURRAH! It’s a requested review. I suggest you buy the game, I don’t care how many bucks it is but it is one hell of a adventure you don’t wanna miss. Eid Mubarak!
[here’s the link to bioshock infinite’s theme song, sang by the voice actress of Elizabeth, the voice actor of booker is the guitarist here. Check this out (: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZGOsSc5t_c) booker used to sing this to Elizabeth aka Anna when she was baby :’)]
Heres the link of trailor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf_FuFFrWLw
Adios
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